Maybe we curfews for our Olympic athletes. Or handlers to maintain them out of hassle.

Media, take observe. Yes, I’m very excited by a Hillary Clinton presidency and no, I do not discover Trump charismatic, simply creepy.

Trump’s new Breitbart marketing campaign rent doubles down on Donald’s already rampant racism and loopy conspiracy theories. 

When somebody expresses extreme umbrage to one thing, it’d truly be that they’re susceptible to the behaviors they so vehemently oppose and are merely taking cowl behind their rhetoric.

If GP Koch plans to spend $50 million to wash up the economic wastewater, the price of a politician is pittance and deductible as a enterprise expense.

Putin to Trump, Who’s your Daddy?

Zing! is the area of freedom of nameless speech – solely the courageous or silly categorical zing!s and signal their very own identify. 

Mike Wood however Doug Will!

As an eastside resident, i’m appalled on the plan to construct a parking storage and tall buildings subsequent to Cascades Park. What about all these lovely oaks? Just construct the sound wall and transfer on.

Obama cannot interrupt his trip to go to California; the golf programs are too dry, or to Louisiana; the golf programs are too moist.

South Louisiana: only a “water hazard” to Barry. 

When a candidate who has made a follow of berating ladies, Muslims, blacks, gays, Hispanics, handicapped individuals and each one among his political opponents guarantees to respect all types of individuals, it’s unimaginable that there are voters who consider him and cheer him on.

Make Russia nice once more – help Donald Trump.

I’m sorry, I simply can’t take a grown man sporting giant white body sun shades and driving a Lavender Chevy Volt, significantly.

If Hillary is elected in November, will her transition to the presidency be referred to as Preparation-H?

Sure want one thing within the information might nonetheless shock me.

Many, many individuals say that the derisive sneer completely adhered to Trump’s face is the incurable aspect impact of a metastasized ego. 

U.S. males swimmers look like doing numerous backstroking.

If you stand to inherit hundreds of thousands, you’d in all probability blindly help your Dad too. 

In the Trump reality-examine realm, poor little Pinocchio’s physique can not help his nostril.

I guess Ryan Lochte will Blame it on Rio!

Leave it to the usually cocky Ryan Lochte to take the shine off the USAs’ success on the Olympics.

President Obama is “carefully monitoring” the lethal flooding in Louisiana from the 13th gap in Martha’s Vineyard. After all, his aide defined, he cannot be in all places. (I guess he needs he hadn’t stated that.)

So, simply what does it take to question a sitting Governor within the State of Florida?

Well Marco, you stated stand by your statements that Donald shouldn’t be match to be President and will by no means have the nuclear codes, but you help him. I used to be questioning, simply how is it you’ll be able to stroll upright with no spine?

If that Foley wastewater goes to be so clear and good for the surroundings, lets require the pipeline to be constructed to dump its contents on Koch household residential properties. I simply do not see them being okay with that. Wonder why. 

I used to be there when Ryan Lochte was held up. -Brian Williams

Trump says that quickly he’ll be often known as “Mr. Brexit”. Yea, if he is elected, the individuals will understand inside hours they have been had and need that they had vote no, identical to the British did.

If you’re ashamed and embarrassed by the presidential campaigns, you have to be a conservative… a liberal shouldn’t be able to being ashamed or embarrassed, solely offended and offensive.

Chris “Tingle Leg” Matthews was improper about Dems having in 2017 the primary probability since LBJ of controlling each Congress & the White House– Obama in ’09 & Clinton in ’93 each began out with complete management however misplaced it on account of voter opposition, whereas Carter had free rein for his disastrous full time period.

Zing!dude, on Thursday’s weblog it seems like once you edited out those you disagreed with (you recognize, those you “don’t edit” on the weblog), you left loads of vacant areas.

Trump ought to have discovered way back that one dangerous apple spoils the entire bunch.

It’s too dangerous the GOP does not have a candidate who can win through the use of their mind.

Ryan Lochte – one other silly Gator that likes to decorate and lie!

So Trump says he will be Trump. I assume meaning he will double-down on being dumb.

My spouse requested me final night time if the lightning was coming from cloud 9 and I stated, “What Lightning?”

If I lived within the state of Louisiana my home can be at the very least eight ft off the bottom.

The true Alabama followers are those that left the sport early after Ole Miss was main within the 4th quarter.

Sleazy Don simply introduced his new technique for the overall elections: his supporters will intimidate minority voters through the use of vigilante techniques.

did trump get his categorised briefing on Roswell?

Hey, keep in mind when everyone needed somebody not related to Washington DC? Well Trump is it. No eloquent speeches like Obama, simply completely un-politically right and never capable of be purchased. Unlike Hillary together with her pandering for the Clinton Foundation when SOS.

Sleazy Don simply introduced his new technique for the overall elections: His supporters will intimidate minority voters through the use of vigilante techniques. 

Love how the liberals at the moment are calling Trump a liar like that’s one thing new to them given their candidate and all. Keep pushing that he’s loopy, that one appears to be working in some empty headed circles.

The NRA proudly is altering its rally cry from “Obama Is Coming For Your Guns” to “We Are Gunning For You, Hillary.”

Happy 70th Birthday former President Clinton. You usually are not a 69 niner anymore. 

Elizabeth Cady Stanton and her fellow suffragettes did certainly acknowledge that ladies’s rights are human rights: they have been professional-life. Why aren’t ladies’s rights activists immediately?

Trump claims to not be a politician however he lies and makes guarantees like a seasoned professional.

Any candidate’s marketing campaign advert demeaning President Obama can overlook about my vote. I do not vote the hate ticket.

Turns on the market was some fact to the “hostages for cash” cope with Iran story which you would discover on web page three on the backside in a small paragraph in USA Today. Had this been a Republican administration the story can be entrance web page information.

The “people’s car dealer” is sporting an excessive amount of orange and blue! 

When Americans misbehave internationally sooner or later leading to a nasty press will probably be often known as “The Lochte Factor”.

Too dangerous we do not have a newspaper in Tallahassee or else we might know which specific people have been going to revenue most from permitting the rise in poisonous water. 

With the approaching of soccer season will probably be simpler for golfers to get a weekend tee time. 

FAMU Trustees to Pres. Mangum: We do not care how you probably did issues up North!

Hillary”s telling the reality is sort of a damaged clock, it does inform the right time twice a day.

Tell a lie and it’ll outline you ceaselessly…!

It’s encouraging that crime is down within the county,…..But even one crime is just too many;c

who foots the invoice for the Chamber assembly at Amelia Island?

Call it what you want,…..Trump is in Rehab……Its been stated, “Put lipstick on a pig, he is nonetheless a pig”.!

Liar, Liar, Speedo on Fire!

I assume Ryan Lochte’s story did not maintain any water.

For these of you who assume that the connection between Mayor Gillum and George Soros is not any huge deal. You higher assume once more!

Can anybody inform me what sort of fish Michelle caught in Panacea from taking a look at her image in Fridays sports activities part. I did not assume so.

Why Tallahassee is liberal. All grew up poor.

32-year-previous frat boy Ryan Lochte must develop up.

Paul Manafort now has time to spend these rubles and to advise Russia on its troop buildup alongside the Ukraine border.

Putin is about to invade Ukraine and Obama is about to play one other spherical of golf.

Obama is ignoring Louisiana as a result of all of that state’s golf programs are underwater.

Someone assist me out right here, are we purported to vote for a person who says he can act Presidential however principally acts like an fool? 

Reading the shark story jogged my memory of the well-known portray, “Mona Lamniformes.”

Funny how a college might be rated so excessive nationally but have such a low rated President. Explain!??

November closing in; what number of occasions can I nonetheless pivot?

Trump’s marketing campaign shake-up: the Kool-Aid social gathering continues!

Ryan Lochte: Proud alumnus of the Gator Nation! Go get drunk in Rio, vandalize a fuel station rest room after which flee Brazil, leaving your fellow Olympians to reply in your lies. Go Gators!

Privately managed prisons are simply one other instance of failure when enterprise rules are utilized to a public social drawback. The incentives are counterproductive. 

Why does Ryan Lochte swim so quick? His pants are on hearth.

Lochte has handed the qualification examination to be Hillarys’ Secretary of State.

Ryan Lochte wins the gold for mendacity.

Awesome Wednesday night time spectacle: Near-full moon excessive within the southern sky as lightning danced busily decrease and to the east.

Would somebody inform Judge Hinkle the 19th Amendment says “The proper of residents of the United States to vote shall not be denied or abridged by the United States or by any State on account of intercourse. Congress shall have energy to implement this text by applicable laws.”

Looks just like the President is complicated Gulf with golf.

If President Obama and Hillary would simply be the clear politicians they aspired to be I might be extra forgiving to them. But to deal with the American individuals like a bunch of morons, it angers me. At least Trump says what he feels after which apologizes whether it is offensive. United States of the Offended guidelines. 

President Mangum ought to let her contract expire and let that ungrateful board fade away into the sundown.

I say a humorous zing on the weblog that said that cops should not shoot anybody until they’ve dedicated a violent crime. I can see the law enforcement officer asking the individual he’s chasing, ‘have you ever dedicated a violent crime?’. Now cease making silly statements like that and think about the ‘cops’ place.

I do not perceive. I learn, on a nationwide degree, how nice FAMU is and what nice work they’re doing. But, regionally it seems the President shouldn’t be doing a lot proper! Could it’s she is taking the University past the small native degree some what it to stay on and bringing it on a nationwide degree??

What ever occurred to being answerable for the debt you get your self into?

Another athlete goes from nice to failure because of conduct. Gold to Shame within the matter of 1 night consuming.

Turn up the warmth on regretful Donald. 

Trump regrets his drop within the polls

Finances and tendency towards movement illness protecting me grounded the previous few years – have the TSA strains at TLH lengthened to such a level whereby Precheck members will beat the woeful ones to the gate by rather more than 10 minutes? 

Four Olympic swimmers at the moment are a humiliation to our nation. 

Given the lame arguments to legalize Marijuana so it may be higher regulated, will apply to legalizing Flakka. Where’s John Morgan? 

Black man with a damaged tail mild, shot. White man consuming a person’s face after killing him, taser.

I consider the areas the place President Mangum met expectations is the areas most essential…with that being stated, she deserves extra time to enhance.

What a sacrifice– shifting from Sandestin to Amelia Island.

Seven FAMU trustees graded as subpar for hiring Magnum

I am no physician, however I feel Dr. Drew simply insulted Hillary’s physician.

If you have been to tie Trump’s arms to his aspect when he’s making speeches, would his physique go into spasms?

I am curios as to when and who’s going to inform Trump that each one of those guarantees he’s making to individuals about what he’ll do as President would require the approval of Congress, you already know, they similar people he’s throwing beneath the bus.

Mark Hinson’s Fernandina Beach sounds fabulously unique. Is there a world flight from our worldwide airport?

I really feel as drained as Hillary Clinton seems to be. I do not assume both of us will cross the end line.

Seems just like the crime knowledge reporting was a criminal offense of alternative.

The previous couple of days of zings has been actually poor. Just thought I might criticize one thing actually necessary.

Actually, the gun violence ought to be blamed on the Chinese for inventing gunpowder.

Whether you settle for man-induced international warming or deny it or haven’t any opinion, there are scientific research to again your stance. Whether you see present climate patterns as proof of, or proof towards, or proof of uncertainty, it’s all “settled science.” 

Since the thriller man has disappeared from Hillary’s presence, who’s carrying her emergency injector-pen now? What occurs if she brief circuits once more or utterly blows a fuse? BZZZZTTTRUMPWINS…

Hillary says as soon as she turns into POTUS, donations to the Clinton Foundation can be dealt with in a different way. Apparently, after the election, donations will turn out to be obligatory.

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